{"product_id":"elf-on-the-edge-book-3","title":"Elf on the Edge: Book 3","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eHire a hitman to take out my cheating ex? It was an eggnog-fueled mistake, I swear! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOn Christmas Eve, my perfect fiancé stands up at the altar to declare his pure undying love… for my evil stepsister.\u003cbr\u003eCue public humiliation, a ruined wedding, and me crawling back to my small hometown to work minimum wage at my granny’s Christmas café.\u003cbr\u003eJust living the holiday dream.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBut I refuse to show up sad and alone to my cheating ex and man-stealing stepsister’s engagement party.\u003cbr\u003eI’ll be devoured by gossipy small-town vultures.\u003cbr\u003eSo I do what any rational woman would: empty her bank account, max out her credit cards, and hire a high-end escort with the Merry Christmas package.\u003cbr\u003eToo bad I mess up the number and accidentally hire… a hitman.\u003cbr\u003eOops.\u003cbr\u003eThis is why I hate making phone calls.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI realize I’m screwed when Talbot Wynter crashes the party all combat boots, dirty jeans, and washboard abs.\u003cbr\u003eHe feels me up, drinks all the booze, flirts with my grandmother, then tries to off my cheating ex in his hotel room.\u003cbr\u003eI scream and make him stop him because I may or may not still pathetically have feelings for my ex.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTalbot thinks I’m insane.\u003cbr\u003eHe might be right.\u003cbr\u003eBut his company has a strict no-refunds policy.\u003cbr\u003eNow I’m stuck dragging this six-foot-five, potty-mouthed menace of an ex-Marine to Christmas tree cuttings, gingerbread baking, and holiday parties—\u003cbr\u003eAll while he tries to convince me to let him \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003etake out\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e my ex so he can go snowboarding.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBut what if my ex is moved by the holiday spirit and realizes he still loves me and comes home for Christmas?\u003cbr\u003eOr, he would if I could just get this hitman out of my bedroom… and my panties.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eHoliday hamster-wheel victims assemble! We’re dodging holiday drama, downing peppermint schnapps, and fending off meddling grandmothers with boundary issues and a death grip on our dating lives. This standalone holiday romantic comedy is packed with chaos, Christmas cookies, and a filthy-mouthed bad boy (and that’s not steel in his pants) guaranteed to leave you swooning under the mistletoe. Happily ever after and holiday cheer guaranteed!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Forbidden Chapters","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52822380970349,"sku":null,"price":27.95,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0945\/7152\/8557\/files\/81Zvp1OcmUL._SL1500.jpg?v=1765321251","url":"https:\/\/www.forbiddenchapters.ca\/products\/elf-on-the-edge-book-3","provider":"Forbidden Chapters","version":"1.0","type":"link"}