{"product_id":"the-guy-sure-looks-like-plant-food-to-me","title":"The Guy Sure Looks Like Plant Food To Me","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eI'VE GIVEN HER SUNSHINE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI've given her dirt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShe's given me much more\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThan I ever deserved.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI'm begging you sweetly\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI'm down on my knees\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOh, please,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKILL FOR ME\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold a-text-italic\"\u003eTGSLLPFTM Is a novella inspired by Roger Corman's The Little Shop of Horrors\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eTropes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eFated soulmates\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003ePlant biologist \u0026amp; witch\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eSentient plant as an attack dog\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eMen as fertilizer\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eBone soup\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eWhy would a man be there?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Forbidden Chapters","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53500057420141,"sku":null,"price":16.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0945\/7152\/8557\/files\/71TSipGhWoL._SY522.jpg?v=1782860405","url":"https:\/\/www.forbiddenchapters.ca\/products\/the-guy-sure-looks-like-plant-food-to-me","provider":"Forbidden Chapters","version":"1.0","type":"link"}